chrisPascarellaI want a version of Cinderella where the Prince is a radical republican who wants to abolish the monarchy and replace it with a…3 min read·Oct 13, 2022----
chrisThe City And The Pilfer"I’m forced into this life of crime because the head of Wayne Industries refuses to pay a living wage for me to feed me family" the thief…1 min read·May 23, 2021----
chrisIt Was Nobody and NothingStephen Hawking hosted a secret birthday party in 2009 where he only invited time travelers from the future. Afterwords he announced that…5 min read·May 20, 2021----
chrisYelp Fiction: Griffith ParkGriffith Park, reviewed by an imaginary mob boss2 min read·Jan 1, 2021----
chrisYelp Fiction Part 1A few years ago my friend asked me to write a review for the Mexican restaurant he worked at, one that I had never gone to. This is what I…3 min read·Dec 25, 2020----
chrisThe First Black FridayDuring the 1700s, a cabal from the burgeoning capitalist class raised a mercenary to raid the coffers of the local feudal lords. After…1 min read·Dec 18, 2020----
chrisNowland1973: Xerox just spent 3 years and millions of dollars for top scientists to work in secret on the next big thing.2 min read·Dec 11, 2020----
chrisThe Invisible PastImagine if you can, a race of brilliant creatures a few millimeters tall. Their greatest city extends the size of an average human…2 min read·Dec 4, 2020----
chrisVoters are Dumbfucks.Ballot measures that would unarguably save bags of cash were soundly rejected by hundred million dollar hubris peddling campaigns.10 min read·Nov 7, 2018----
chrisThe most bewildering and complicated way to payaka. Authorizing a charge with OCPI5 min read·Aug 2, 2018----