chrisPascarellaI want a version of Cinderella where the Prince is a radical republican who wants to abolish the monarchy and replace it with a…Oct 13, 2022Oct 13, 2022
chrisThe City And The Pilfer"I’m forced into this life of crime because the head of Wayne Industries refuses to pay a living wage for me to feed me family" the thief…May 23, 2021May 23, 2021
chrisIt Was Nobody and NothingStephen Hawking hosted a secret birthday party in 2009 where he only invited time travelers from the future. Afterwords he announced that…May 20, 2021May 20, 2021
chrisYelp Fiction: Griffith ParkGriffith Park, reviewed by an imaginary mob bossJan 1, 2021Jan 1, 2021
chrisYelp Fiction Part 1A few years ago my friend asked me to write a review for the Mexican restaurant he worked at, one that I had never gone to. This is what I…Dec 25, 2020Dec 25, 2020
chrisThe First Black FridayDuring the 1700s, a cabal from the burgeoning capitalist class raised a mercenary to raid the coffers of the local feudal lords. After…Dec 18, 2020Dec 18, 2020
chrisNowland1973: Xerox just spent 3 years and millions of dollars for top scientists to work in secret on the next big thing.Dec 11, 2020Dec 11, 2020
chrisThe Invisible PastImagine if you can, a race of brilliant creatures a few millimeters tall. Their greatest city extends the size of an average human…Dec 4, 2020Dec 4, 2020
chrisVoters are Dumbfucks.Ballot measures that would unarguably save bags of cash were soundly rejected by hundred million dollar hubris peddling campaigns.Nov 7, 2018Nov 7, 2018
chrisThe most bewildering and complicated way to payaka. Authorizing a charge with OCPIAug 2, 2018Aug 2, 2018
